So this was a bit of an understated day in the world of Jess and Adrian cruelty. We were shooting a short (Jessica's directorial debut!), and I had arrived late to Adrian's apartment. I went into the can to change into shorts and as I was doing so my sunglasses fell into the toilet. Well, there was merely water in it, but still, I retrieved them, washed my hands and my specs, and went back to join the others.
"My sunglasses fell in the toilet" I said plaintively.
"We're not leaving this apartment until you put them on" said Jessica, her voice hard-edged.
"I washed them off already, you know. It isn't a big deal" I replied.
A sharp motion from her hand indicated that this was another in a long line of battles that I wasn't going to win, so I put them on. Jessica chortled with sadistic glee as Adrian and Meghan laughed and laughed, possibly peeing their pants slightly. Yet another day...
Later on as we were shooting, Jessica was pounding a beer, spilling much of it on her face (as usual). The moment my back was turned I felt something in my shoulder. It was Jessica drying the beer from her chin using my shirt.
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